Drunken West Milwaukee Blues Drinking mezcal chewing up the worm listening to Santana’s Blues For Salvador the police car shined a spotlight in my van This Barney Fife looking motherfucker swaggered up and asks me if I’ve been drinking, I nod my head and take a swig “Keep your hands where I can see them and get out of your car,” I finish the bottle I get out slowly, he has his pistol pointed At me, “That’s not nice,” “What did you say?” I did my magic on him and reached out and took his gun away, I pointed it At his chest and said, “How does it feel?” I gave him some gunslinger tricks, threw it up in the air, caught it behind my back I ejected the magazine and unchambered the round in the barrel, faster than sight, I put it in his holster and raised my hands. Catfish McDaris won the Thelonius Monk Award in 2015. He’s been active in the small press world for 25 years. He’s recently been translated into Spanish, Italian, French, Polish, Swedish, Arabic, Benga
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