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Liars. :-)
Here's a new draft in my new conversational style. Scatology and sexism optional, but you know, the fart joke always works.
One Last Crap
That’s ten pounds of weight I no
longer have to try to lose.
Do you know how long it takes?
To fill up? And I have diverticulisitis
or something which cuts divots,
fucking DIVOTS! into my colon.
longer have to try to lose.
Do you know how long it takes?
To fill up? And I have diverticulisitis
or something which cuts divots,
fucking DIVOTS! into my colon.
I will forever be set upon by diseases
I can’t pronounce around my
spastic rolling tongue and the fine
root canals American dentistry
have provided lo these many years
but have not yet found a way to stop
psychosis. What kind of shit is that?
In the future dentists will cure their patients
of psychosis with drills and fine-breasted
attendants who intentionally brush you
as you turn your head to spit blood
and juices into the great gaping maw
of the American health system.
I can’t pronounce around my
spastic rolling tongue and the fine
root canals American dentistry
have provided lo these many years
but have not yet found a way to stop
psychosis. What kind of shit is that?
In the future dentists will cure their patients
of psychosis with drills and fine-breasted
attendants who intentionally brush you
as you turn your head to spit blood
and juices into the great gaping maw
of the American health system.
