The Party of Special Things to Do The Band was singing Kingdom Come. Freddy was there with his colored balls and his glass half fulfilled. Judy took off her blouse. Randy took off when the cops arrived. There were other women suffering things our eyes hadn’t seen before or since. Jay had a jay the size of a carrot, diamond bright like a night with Angela. The party wound down when the Catholics started chanting like airport saints. Rich asked me if I wanted to see Robin’s underwear but that bird had flown. And that meant I was sleeping in the bathtub again; my prayers would be filled with cleansing like the ethnic washday. I love you, I told the woman I woke up with. She turned slowly to salt and I used a pinch of her in my bloody Mary, which I had with the eggs from the communion tray. All day I replayed the party like it was Safe as Milk. All day I was a sucker but I loved myself almost as much as I loved Meghan’s tights, and her gams, lush like t...
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