Liberation at South Vanderton Beach There’s no shame in going to the beach with a potential loved one, and trusting them enough to bury you up to your neck in the sand, and leave you there overnight. It’s only a problem if you keep doing it, and keep acting absolutely stunned that it keeps going down in the exact same way. If she bites off the more stressed-out parts of your forehead and eyebrows, tells you to strongly consider praying for a sudden oceanside hurricane, and leaves with your wallet, you need to decide then and there if this is really the best way to find someone who can guide your heart, without wrapping theirs up in cheap scotch tape. Do you really think so? Then go ahead, and keep your weekends free through the duration of the longest endless summer any of us have ever known. Just try to act like that stupid look on your face is something you’re working on for yet another one man show about yet another aging...
Like the title says.