The Bedside Book of Cryptids         I was rehearsing what I would say.               I had lined up some cocktail toothpicks.     It was one of those days that makes us               believe in Bigfoot,                 the sky more shadow               than a maker of shadows.     We all need a little downtime.                 To be that which we’ve marked               our trails by.                 To speak like a Viking.               To smolder.     Most smoke and all spoken word            ...
Like the title says.