Perverse Cowgirl   Know what you’re saying before  you say it. Your partner of choice  may have an opinion. You must  efuckingnunciate carefully so   that when you hop on or your  partner hops on there needs  to be between spasms a careful  avoidance of cramp. That’s when   you’re talking about something  else. A perverse cowgirl, though  is someone you want to be next  to you in the firefights of life   and the enrapturing  of the erotic. They are evil  when you need them to be  and crushingly familiar   with your Eros and your Than-  atos. If you have kink in you  they’ll bring it out. Bells on,  and maybe a bit of feathers   and the bedroom door firmly  set against the eventual creep  of your children who will see  something that takes years   of therapy to unsee and never ever  gets forgotten. On your deathbed  they will remember and before they  cry will think of you in lingerie. O God.  
Like the title says.